IN YOUR FACE MOTHER NATURE!!
This lovely basket of fruit was picked this morning. Here are 3 short ones (SpaceMaster (bush)), 3 long ones (Bush Champion) and 1 long one from the deck vine. While the SpaceMaster are okay, next year I will have more of the Bush Champion - the fruit is long and crisp and slender. I never dreamed such a small plant could produce such full-sized and tasty cukes.
Now -- lessee.... Cuke sandwiches. Cuke salad. Maybe even some cold cuke soup. Yum!
See - I'm NOT crazy. Honest. It's just that - sometimes - I get really Really REALLY FOCUSED. 8-/